cheapee's synthetic urine product

As more and more states make moves to legalize and decriminalize, employers are now having to acknowledge and accommodate their employees medications even if it is pot.

Still, there are so many states that do not allow marijuana to be prescribed to patients that medicate with it. It is in these states that employers are not required to accommodate their workers needs, and can actually legally fire an employee over it.

In these circumstances, there are products that are available to patients that can help them have the best of both worlds: marijuana medication and employment.

Do Fake Pee Products Still Work?

Yes, they still works fine. There was an upsurge of doubt recently about the validity of it’s usefulness, although we have no idea why. Fake pee will always continue to work as long as they don’t change the laws regarding the testing guidelines. There’s only one way to detect if your urine is synthetic or not, which is by testing IgG, a DNA component. Since DNA testing is federally prohibited by law, it will never be a concern for those of us passing drug tests with it. If you are drug testing for a job within the government, it may be a better idea to do a diluting method to cleanse yourself of unwanted drug metabolites.

Will It Pass A Urinalysis?

Yes, in most cases, it will. When you go to a regular urinalysis, they will ask you to submit your urine and leave you alone in a room. While in there you can pop open your fake pee and empty it to the submission cup. Hardly is this ever scrutinized.

However, some times it won’t work. These cases would be when you are being supervised. The lab tech or probation officer will usually pat you down, and then watch while you submit your urine. You won’t have a chance to use your fake pee, so this guarantees that you will have to use your own urine. For this you need to dilute your urine to pass your drug test.

Is Fake Urine Legal?

Some states have banned the sale of synthetic pee, so don’t buy any if you live with any of these states:¬†Arkansas, Illinois, Maryland, Nebraska, New Jersey, North Carolina, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Texas and Virginia.

How Long Does It Last?

Most products are guaranteed to last for at least one year. If you plan to purchase some and store it for when you need it, we recommend that you keep it out of direct sunlight and extreme temperatures.

Directions To Use

Very simple instructions will be included with the urine, but in case you are just curious:

  1. Heat urine in a microwave for 10 seconds (only if outside temps are below 90*).
  2. Attach heating pad with the included rubber band.
  3. Pour into the urinalysis cup.

That’s all!¬†