You need to know how to pass a drug test, well we need to know what type you need to pass! Pick from the choices below and continue reading to figure out which method is best for your needs.
- Urinalysis – The most widely used drug test today. First off, it’s important to get either our Synthetic Urine, or if you’re scared it’s a test for IgG, Real Powdered Urine. These two products make it super easy to pass a urinalysis, unless you are being supervised. If you will be supervised, skip a bit below to see our “Dilution Method” in the urine test section.
- Hair Follicle – A super scary test that some extreme employers will pull out. Don’t worry though you can find out how to Pass a Hair Drug Test. Be prepared to risk your lovely locks, though.
- Saliva Swab – This test is becoming more and more frequent. Learn how to Pass a Mouth Swab so when they finally allow recreational marijuana use, you’ll be cool.
- Blood Testing – Wait, you have to take a blood test? Whoa, man! We can give some recommendations here, although you may actually be SOL. Sorry pal.
Pass A Urine Drug Test (Dilution Method)
We’re going to assume that you are trying to pass your next urinalysis exam for THC, because most of the time you can get away with it by just staying clean for a bit.
Marijuana has the longest detection period, around 45 Days, because it’s metabolite (what’s left in the fat cells after you digest the drug) has a long half-life. Like 45 days half-life.
The labs will be checking our urine for the following:
- THC Metabolite – By diluting your body with water, we can lower the amount you submit.
- Creatinine – This drops with your metabolites when you slam water, so we’ll need to add some.
- Temperature – This is fine since it’s still your urine.
- ph Balance – This should be fine as long as you’re not drinking acid.
- Density – This will be low, let’s get some vitamins ready.
So, we will need to alter all of these so that they fall within an acceptable range.
Steps To Pass A Urinalysis
If for some reason you won’t/can’t use a synthetic urine for your urinalysis, here’s the steps:
At least 24 hours (a couple days would be better) before you take your test, start ingesting extra creatine. You can do this by eating extra red meat, or preferably using a creatine supplement. Creatine is digested in 24 hours so it’s important to take it as early as possible.
4 hours before your test, start by drinking 16 ounces of water. Water can be substituted with sports drinks, but H2O is best. Keep drinking the same amount every half hour. It’s important not to drink too much, you can actually drown yourself (no lie).
In about 1 – 2 hours (depending on your system) you should be passing ‘clear’ urine about every 15 – 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water to replace what you’ve lost.
1-2 hours before the test, take a multi-vitamin, or B complex (about 10 times the daily recommended dosage). If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, 2 times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.
You should have been able to rid your body’s storage of THC metabolites by urinating the last bit out before you take your exam, you can tell when it’s clear. If you added enough creatine to your diet, as well as enough multivitamins to restore your natural urine color, you should be able to pass your urine test with flying colors.
Good Luck In The Lab
It requires a bit of dedication to perform the dilution method, but countless people have used it to successfully return a negative reading. When your in the lab room giving your submission remember to remain cool, you’ll be alright. Or you won’t, life goes on.